Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when a cow ran in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed.
Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
what happened.
About two hours later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the
other and smiling happily.
"What happened?" asked Posh .
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me
the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the
cow."