David Beckham decides to go horse racing...

Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and
appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops at a
steady pace.
Posh stands admiringly watching her husband. After a short while David
becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he
panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop!
Posh starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has
by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from
hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horse's
neck...

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his
foot becomes entangled in one of the stirrups.
As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is
slipping into unconciousness.

Posh is now frantic and screams for help!
With this the Sainsbury's security guard hears her cries..comes out of the
store and unplugs the horse...