David Beckham was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. Posh wanted
a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the
high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated
with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, Dave shouted,
'Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of
shoes at a reasonable price!'

The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out
and catch yourself a big one!'
Determined, Dave and Posh turned and headed for the swamps, set on
catching an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots
Beckham standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees
a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward him. He takes aim,
kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp
bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper
watches in amazement. Just then, Beckham flips the alligator on its
back, and frustrated, shouts out, 'Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes
either!'