A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich $1.50, Chicken Sandwich $2.50, Hand Job $10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"