Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar, talking about their
professions.

The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know....Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know......Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know......Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies, "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know.......Wash, Iron, Fuck, Entertain."