Tom Thumb, Snow White and the Elephant man are having a conversation.
Tom Thumb says to the others "I think I’m the smallest man in the world",
Snow White replies, "I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world",
and so the elephant man says, "I must be the ugliest man in the world".
So they decide to go and see the wisest man in the world to see if they are right.
Tom Thumb emerges and says "I was right, I am the smallest man in the world".
Snow White emerges and says " I was also right, I’m the most beautiful woman in the world".
The elephant man then comes out and says, "Who the fuck is Peter Beardsley".